Monday, October 29, 2007

I hate the Patriots

Seriously. I hate them. This latest run of the Patriots where they just want to screw every team, coach and player in the league has made them the ugliest and most despicable team I can ever remember. Seriously, it's like Belichick said, "Hey I was a huge A-hole and cheated! I embarrassed a former protegee so badly that he turned me in to the league for it! People questioned my integrity when all I did was lie! SCREW EVERYONE!". What kind of sick freak does that? This man is so warped, I seriously would believe he was capable of anything at this point. It's going to end badly for him. If 10 years from now, he isn't trolling down I-90 in a Silver Bronco with Brady next to him, screaming into his IPhone that the cops should stay back, I'll shocked.

I've hated teams before. I've never hated one like this. Friday, we'll release 88 Reasons why we hate the Patriots. If you want to submit one, email it (DON'T PUT IT IN THE COMMENTS) to us at 18to88@gmail.com.

Here's the first run of links today:
  • Peter King is smoking a ton of crack. Among other things, he thinks the Colts couldn't possibly win in Foxborough in January. Actually, I think they have a better chance winning a game against this NE team in bad weather than NE does playing well. I also fail to see why routinely running up the score on teams makes you 'invincible'. I don't know what will happen this week, but as long as the game is close, I don't think it settles anything.
  • John Clayton says the Skins had more communication problems. Seriously, when is this going to explode in the league office?
  • CHFF had the line of the day: Then there was Tampa Bay, which had scored one for the NFC by beating Tennessee a couple weeks ago, but lost at home yesterday to a Jacksonville team led by Quinn Gray, Medicine Woman.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Face it, the 2007 Patriots are the greatest NFL team ever and will go 19-0 to win their 4th Super Bowl in 6 years. The fact that the rest of the country hates their guts makes every Patriots fan like myself smile with glee. And, it only gives the team more motivation to play even harder the next game. They're absolutely determined to win and unstoppable at this point.
So go ahead — hate away, call them cheats, etc. You're only giving them more bulletin board material, which they thrive on.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Anonymous, for you comment. I am a total Pats fan, have been for over 15 years, yes, even when they sucked. This site is full of jealous people who hate a team that beat their home team because they were BETTER. YES, BETTER. Sorry Peyton, your 15 minutes are up.

dan said...

You do know not everyone hates them because they're good right?
Theyre so overrated, you fans talk to me when the pats win a bowl without Adam VINATIERI's magic leg AND beat a team by more than 3 points. Superbowl 38: Tom Brady was MVP , instead of game winner for the second time, Adam Vinatieri. That Pisses me off.

Pats fans think they know everything, maybe if they went to school they would learn how to do arithmetic.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure who I despise more. The Colts or the Patriots. Both Teams have Quarterbacks that think that they are gods gift to football. I laughed my ass off when the colts lost their first game. Laughed even harder after the second loss. The Patroits will loose(undefeated? Ya right,LMAO) and when they do, i'll laugh again. Love all the commnets lol, i'lll be back to read more.

Anonymous said...

How about 88 was to tell the colts and their fans how to Go screw themselves sidesways.

Anonymous said...

Ok If you think that Peyton Manning thinks he is gods gift to football, then think again. Tom Brady is so jealous that Peyton has the record that all he wants to do is pass the ball and it almost cost them the game against Phily and most people hate them because they are just a bunch of assholes who think they are better than everybody on earth. I mean what kind of team goes for it on 4th and goal when they have a 28 point lead, why not just kick the field goal? Oh Yeah because they are a bunch of no good sorry SOBs. They will NOT go undefeated.

Anonymous said...

"what kind of team goes for it on 4th and goal when they have a 28 point lead, why not just kick the field goal?"

Um, maybe because having a big lead and taking an easy 3 points would be rubbing it in? Taking a knee would be insulting too.
By going for it on 4th down, the Pats gave you another chance to stop them from scoring. Don't blame the Patriots if no one can stop them. This isn't Pop Warner.
Believe me, they won't "loose" this year. (Learn to freakin' spell.)

Anonymous said...

The only reason they went for it on fourth down is because they knew that they were not going to be able to stop them, so if you think that that was another chance for a team to stop them, then your wrong. They knew the whole time the other team could not stop them. How do you think they got a 28 point lead to begin with? It was just a slap in the other teams face.

Anonymous said...

" they knew that they were not going to be able to stop them"
How did they know that? Are they supposed to assume that every other team sucks? They're playing to put points on the board, not treat the other team like a bunch of high schoolers.
Oh, and it's "you're," not "your." Learn to spell.

tyler said...

my friend likes the patriots and all he does is talk crap cuz his team is undefeated.well i want him to shup up.so pretty much, I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY HATE THE PATRIOTS!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

they are a big bunch of cheaters!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am the self proclaimed biggest patriot hater the world has ever known and i have been for years, I only tell you this so you don't think i am a jealous douche when i diss those fags. They ARE NOT the greatest team ever, they ARE stoppable and WILL NOT go 19-0, or 16-0 for that matter. Tom Brady is the most overrated QB of all time and Randy Moss is the biggest douche of all time. We are not jealous of the patriots, we just have football, instead of toms cock on our mind.
Fuck the patriots and may they go to hell

Anonymous said...

THAT WAS NO HOLD!!! That was another call for the patriots just so they can get that perfect record. All that play was, was a safety releasing the tight end in zone coverage, and a garbage call. The patriots are a bunch of jags and Tom Brady is the biggest A-Hole in the world!!!

Anonymous said...

(I apologize for the f-bombs...i am still outraged) What a fucking way to decide a game. The Fucktriots had their chances to get first downs. That ticky-tack horseshit fucking Jokey Smurf red-bowed yellow fucking exploding present of a fucking call on 4th down WHEN THE FUCKING PLAY WAS NOWHERE NEAR MOTHER FUCKING BEN WATSON (who was told to run that route over the middle and draw a flag by Cock Brady right before the snap....watch a replay of it.....and possibly was still within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage) ruined the game for the Ravens. That kind of shit is completely ignored ESPECIALLY when it decides a game. Not to mention, I'm sure everyone saw Cock Brady when he didn't have 15 seconds to throw the ball on that play during the final drive, DID NOT GO OUTSIDE THE HASH MARKS, and threw the ball in the middle of the field where not a soul was at besides 4 fat HGH pumping dick humping Fucktriots linemen. Where was the intentional grounding call on that? I'll tell you where it was.....masked with an ineligible receiver downfield call for a cool 5 yard penalty and another chance, as if they didn't get enough already. Of course the refs wouldn't make a detrimental call like that....it's the end of the game! That would practically decide the game and doom the Fucktriots with that call....they couldn't do that.

Enough of that fucking god damn bullshit.

Junior Seau and Rodney Harrison can suck my fucking dick. Those two sellout cocksuckers are the kinds that make up the other 1/800 of my 100% hatred for the Fucktriots (the rest is reserved for that overrated piece of shit Cock Brady). I mean who walks over to the HEAD COACH OF THE OPPOSING TEAM and talks shit right in his face? That is almost as disrespectful as Cock Brady walking off the field and not shaking a single hand when the Colts shat in the Fucktriot's mouths in the playoffs last year. It also rivals Bill Bellidick walking right past Peyton Manning's outstretched hand without a congratulatory shake or even a prickish look.

This team is a disgrace to the game and to the country. I could go on and on about their cheating and other bullshit like that, but what's the point? The whole world is lockjawed on Cock Brady's dick like a fucking gila monster and for some reason won't let go of it. It's most likely infested with HIV anyway. The Fucktriots are the worst sportsmen I've seen in ..... well, aside from the Bad Boys Detroit Pistons, they're the worst. I think Bill Laimbeer is now off my list of 'most hated sports player of all time.'

Cock Brady and the rest of the Fucktriots could die in a plane crash and I seriously could give a flying fuck. I'd go to their funerals and shit on their graves.

Anonymous said...

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
That's quite a vocabulary you have there, junior. Does your mom know you're using her computer?

"Cock Brady and the rest of the Fucktriots could die in a plane crash and I seriously could give a flying fuck. I'd go to their funerals and shit on their graves."
That's hilarious, especially when people accuse the Patriots of having no class.

It's also funny when everyone says Roger Goodell and the rest of the league hates the Patriots, yet in the same breath imply that the league referees are conspiring to help them win. So which is it?

12-0, baby. Suck on it.

Anonymous said...

OBVIOUSLY the Pats are NOT the best team ever...close against the Eagles.. should of lost against the Ravens.. that doesn't sound like the best team to ever grace an NFL field to me. Has everyone forgot about them BEING CAUGHT CHEATING!!! Who is to say they have stopped.. now they just know how not to get caught. Anyway.. they wont even get to the superbowl.. that's a promise. By the way.. best team ever is definitely the 85 Bears (who beat the Pats in the big game)followed by the 89 Niners

Anonymous said...

"should of lost"
Do you mean "should HAVE lost"? Christ, are you in third grade?

"now they just know how not to get caught."
Then they really are geniuses!

F-bomb McGee said...

It's very funny how Mr. Patriot in this thread thinks that because he got an A in English class he is the black Jesus. Also, your rebuttals are weak at best, only trying to twist people's words around to make it sound like they contradicted themselves with no substance whatsoever.

I'll be the first to break it to you. You are not good at debating, you will not argue a case in front of the Supreme Court, and when you make a post you do not put anyone in their place. Stop laying awake at night unable to fall asleep because you can't stop thinking about your wonderful post you just made.

Just because you know the difference between 'their' and 'they're' does not make every word out of your mouth the gospel, Johnny Cockring.

Anonymous said...

Actually, it was "your" vs. "you're," not "their" vs. "they're," but you were close! And I didn't get an "A" in English — I'm just not illiterate like many of the posters here.
There's no such thing as "debate" on a message board, BTW. But I guess in order to be a good debater in your eyes, I would have to resort to clever puns like "Johnny Cockring." Did you get that from "Sex and the City"?
Wow, how was that for a zinger! Guess I won't be able to get any sleep tonight, either.

Anonymous said...

It's funny reading f-bomb mcgee commenting on how poor the rebuttals from a Patriots fan are. Did he not read the childish, unintelligible, foaming-at-the-mouth bile posted by Patriots haters on this site? LMAO
Oh, and "Black Jesus?" How did race come into play here?

19-0* (*Cheating) said...

Patriots fans can sick my Di*k. That’s right I put an asterisk in there. Get used to it pats fans. If the pats manage to go 19-0, which wouldn't be a shock, it really won’t count for shit. Oh yeah, my mom just reminded me, Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! I figure I better put that in their; there; they're, so Mr. Patriot (anonymous) has something to rebut. I'm not sure who I hate more, tom brady and the pats, or pats fans. I mean I do like Adam Vinatieri. Wait he doesn't play for them anymore. It’s no wonder they went for it on 4th and goal when they had a 28-point lead. Theirey're trying to prove they actually can win without him. Every single new england fan I meet starts off with something like, “ I lived in new england for 25 years.“ It’s like they have to explain why theirey’re a fan first. Get real; we all know you’re a fan cause they are winning. Back to me hating brady, I really do hate him a lot. You know what really pisses me off. He thinks he so great that when he gets knocked down he doesn’t even find a need to get up. He waits for one of his offensive linemen to pull him up. He’s given way too much praise for being on a stacked team. Shit, Tim Rattay could throw touchdown passes all day if he played for the pats. Think about it. We all know the newest scandal about the pats. How Mr. Kraft has outside contracts with the pats players, so he can avoid spending over the salary cap. It’s a good thing too, cause we all know brady folds like a little girl when he’s pressured. Yep, he’s a pussy. Which reminds me, how is it that they are called Americas team? I’ve been deployed to Iraq twice, and I have yet to see anyone representing new england. Lets see, the Colts came to support the troops. The Bears cheerleaders, shit even some Cardinals players. But no so-called patriots. I guess brady’s too good to support us. Like he was too good for a handshake from Manning. At least billidick had enough respect to take off his headband for the moment of silence. A fucking headband, now that’s gay. Also, F-bomb McGee, I too did not see “Cock Brady when he didn't have 15 seconds to throw the ball on that play during the final drive, DID NOT GO OUTSIDE THE HASH MARKS, and threw the ball in the middle of the field where not a soul was at besides 4 fat HGH pumping dick humping Fucktriots linemen.” (wink wink, nudge nudge) That was such horseshit. If the pats go to the Super Bowl, I’m not going to watch it. I hope all brady haters join me in not watching, then the NFL will stop trying to market off of the pats, and they will suck again.

19-0* (*Cheating) said...

One more thing... I realized after I posted that it is pointless to post anything on this site, cause patriot fans cannot argue against anything that is said. It’s all true, and they know it. That’s why you’ll notice they just attack the people that posted. Correcting their grammar, or trying to say mean things about them. It figures though, they are pats fans. I’m out of here……

Anonymous said...

"I’ve been deployed to Iraq twice"
No wonder I'm so scared for our country.

Anonymous said...

"Back to me hating brady, I really do hate him a lot."
Straight from the Department of Redundancy Department!

Anonymous said...

Adam Vinatieri? He's a choke artist now. The Pats got rid of him at just the right time.

Anonymous said...

If the Patriots do win the Super Bowl and go 19-o(highly unlikely). Will somebody tell me one good team besides the Colts that they have played all season, because I think playing Miami, Buffalo, and the Jets twice is automatically 6 wins. Then every other team they have played has a losing record. So really somebody truthfully tell me they could be one of the best teams to ever play.