No, not DZ's idea of fantasy. I'm talking about the 18to88.com fantasy football league, baby. Last year's (unclaimed) first prize was tickets to the last regular season game at the dome. We haven't decided on prizes for this year's edition, but we are thinking '09 Lucas Oil Preseason tix and probably something along these lines for second and third place. Spots will fill up fast so e-mail us at email@example.com if you want in and we'll send you over the sign-up info.
The rules are simple, but strictly enforced:
1.) No Pats on your squad.
2.) No Jags on your squad.
3.) You have to bench whoever is playing the Colts that week.
4.) Ignore DZ if he begs you to join him in an open-ended, yet structured role-playing game using polyhedral dice.