Friday, February 29, 2008
Jags sign Porter to big deal
In other news, the Patriots defensive backfield got much weaker today. The Eagles have signed Asante Samuel to a six year deal which will no doubt be worth an enormous amount of money. I know the media has been ripping this guy for dropping that "sure pick" late in the Super Bowl, but I think it is a huge mistake to downplay Samuel's impact. He has been excellent the past few seasons. He forced your offense to gameplan around him, which is somewhat unusual in this day and age. Will his loss be a death blow to the Pats D? No, but it isn't going to help any. I like their front 3 very much, but that's about it now that Samuel is gone.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Why I love the Colts
Links: Here's yet another story about how Tony Dungy is set to headline EA Sports' NFL Head Coach '09. I hope they've improved this game because I heard the prior version sucked pretty hard.
The Colts gear up for the start of free agency tomorrow.
Bill Simmons and the citizens of Seattle warn sports fans everywhere that It Could Happen to You. I feel for Seattle greatly. Especially after reading these fan letters. I read Howard Schultz's book about how he turned Starbucks into a global phenomenon. Somehow I don't recall "screw over the entire city of Seattle" being one of his steps to success. Let this be a lesson to you: David Stern won't stop until he's turned every last professional basketball fan into a diehard NFL fan. My own moment came in the 2004 Eastern Conference finals against the Pistons when Stern oversaw some of the worst officiating in the history of athletics. No compound fracture, no foul.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Colts cut Morris and McFarland
DZ comments: That's too bad, but not unexpected. I figured Morris was done. I sort of hoped against hope that Booger could come back and be productive, but it wasn't meant to be. Now's a good time to go back and remember all that Morris meant to the Colts. As for Booger, just go back and watch the KC playoff game.
Here's a good piece by Mike Sando full of Bill Polian explaining why it's better to pick late in the first round. Yeah, he really has had an unfair advantage drafting after 30 other teams for most of the decade. Lucky bastard.
Holy crap. #17 is the worst and best thing I've ever seen. I remember hearing about this, but I don't think I've ever seen the whole thing.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Dungy and FO
Floyd Reese, yes the same Floyd Reese who said the Colts were taking a risk by cutting Corey Simon, calls Bill Polian one of his favorite talent evaluators.
Baseball season can't get here soon enough.
Demond Sanders: Derek Schultz of XL950 covers the coaches in the hunt for the Indiana basketball job. Good stuff.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Monday Morning Combine
1. He claims the Rams will push to have the outcome of the Super Bowl overturned if Matt Walsh has the goods. Yeah, right, Peter. Cute story. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
2. He quotes Polian as saying the draft is deep at RB. I could seriously be ok with drafting a RB in the second round. A solid two back system is the way to go. Still, I doubt the pick will come that early unless they are really in love with a guy.
3. He says nice things about downtown Indy, so he gets props for that.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Back to football
Below is a perfect example of why I despise the Pats. It is a response to an e-mail I sent to a friend that had some funny photoshop pictures of why it's great that they lost.
"This sh** might be funny down there in Tennessee, but up here in New England, where our first sexual encounter is with someone other than our sister, this is not funny! Tom Brady already has more Championships that both mongoloid brothers combined. And I would make a bet he finishes with twice as many as the Manning queers! This e-mail has made me so mad I can't even see straight right now. That horse tooth jackas$%#% in Indy has been in the league longer than Brady and he only has one ring even though he's had all world type receivers for years! Talk about being an underachiever who takes up 20% of Indy's cap space.......nothing but a horse tooth jackas#$%# who flaps his wings and lips at the line of scrimmage. That's all I've got to say about that."
Here was my response: "That's exactly the kind of response I expected to get from most of the holier-than-thou types that live north of the Mason-Dixon line. If it wasn't for the constant (let's shove it in everyone face) attitude, they wouldn't have to endure these types of e-mails.
This has been the first true test of New England fans and so far they have failed miserably. They are just as sore losers as they are sore winners. I would have no problem rooting for a team like the Pats if it were not for their horrible fans.
What surprises me about this person is with all that superior vocabulary & northern education, they couldn't do get their point a crossed without name calling & cheap shots. This e-mail makes me glad that I'm a Southern gentleman.
Right on man. Right on. This was nice compared with some of the emails we've gotten. Here's the pics that caused the problem in the first place. . .


That one is my personal favorite:
Friday, February 22, 2008
Sampson out
1.) How did a 2 pm press conference turn into a 9 pm press conference? This just seemed like a microcosm of the way the entire situation has been handled from the day it was announced that Mike Davis would resign.
2.) I have zero confidence in Rick Greenspan's ability to hire the right coach for Indiana. He picked a winning coach in Kelvin Sampson. But it turns out that winning now isn't as important as building a foundation for a great program.
3.) If he manages keeps his own job, Greenspan needs to hire a brilliant young coach who is looking for a place to spend the next 20 years winning championships. DZ likes Scott Drew because of his connections with Butler and Valpo. He turned around Baylor which is nothing short of amazing. I'm looking for someone a little more proven like Tony Bennett of Washington State or Brad Brownell of Wright State. I don't think they need to try to hit a home run with a big name like Thad Matta or John Calipari or Mark Few. They can't afford those guys anyway. Get a basketball mind who is savvy enough to carve his own legacy at Indiana.
4.) Don't, under any circumstance, hire interim coach Dan Dakich. Interim coaches are a bad idea. They weren't your first choice for a reason. Were talking about a guy who never went to the NCAA tournament in 10 years at Bowling Green. If he wants to be the next coach he better win it all this March.
5.) Indiana doesn't need a Knight protege to succeed. Actually, that's one of the things I think Greenspan got right with Sampson. Just get a great coach. Why limit yourself to a handful guys with spotty coaching records?
6.) I feel bad for DJ White. His career has unluckily coincided with some of the worst moments in IU basketball history. Karma owes this kid a banner.
7.) Was there ever a better time to look at your schedule and see 0-13 Northwestern?
8.) I think it's great that Greenspan went out of his way to not refer to Purdue by name, instead calling it that "other team."
9.) I know kids tend to come to a school for the coach, but these kids would be crazy to transfer. Okay it's hard to say this with a straight face given how well Robert Vaden is playing at UAB. Hoosier fans are in for yet another rough year or two. I hope, as Mike Davis would say, help is on the way.
10.) I thought it was interesting that the lawyer seemed to think that IU's self imposed sanctions would still be sufficient. Sounds like wishful thinking, but I hope she's right.
11.) I really don't feel that bad about this situation. Maybe it's because they just made Purdue look average the other night, but I'm not too broken up. I liked Kelvin Sampson and I wish him the best, but I think Indiana will be fine. If this was another school it might be a death knell, but the fans care too much in Indiana and that's why the program will be back. Just pick the right guy this time. Please.
12.) I'll agree with Bob Kravitz on one point. Indiana University needs to seriously rethink it's leadership hierarchy. Can we get somebody that knows what the hell he is doing down there?
Related Links: Dan Wetzel of Yahoo says the players need to get behind Dakich and fast.
SI has a rumor that Indiana might be interested in Randy Wittman. Blech. Recruiting is such a huge part of the game. I don't think you can take a chance on an NBA guy who has never done a day of recruiting in his life.
Seth Davis thinks Indiana is still a top five job. Would someone please treat it that way?
Greenspan screwed the whole thing up as badly as possible. There is no way to justify leaving him in that job. The best news is that a new AD will likely give Bill Lynch a short rope. Thank God for small favors.
Kelvin-wan Kenobi - Jedi Master
This means that when the trusted mentor departs, the protégé goes totally nuts. His presence still lingers, but not in any meaningful way. Faintly, in the distance, we'll swear we hear his voice screaming, "Jordan! JORDAN! NOOOOOO!", as Crawford careens down court at full speed and takes an ill advised jumper in a 1 on 3 situation. This is the most likely scenario. If the Hoosiers let Sampson go, it's likely this team will jump the rails. He has a strong connection to these kids, but they will all be playing out the string before they can graduate, transfer or join the Association. This will lead to disaster.#2. Kelvin Sampson is Count Dooku
This is a scary scenario. Sampson could try to convince his players that IU is evil and lead them down a dark path. He could try and sink the season out of a need for vengeance against the administration. The players could angrily go about their business and things could get real dark, real fast. I'm going to assume that Kelvin Sampson is an idealist and that this kind of program assassination is not in his nature. I hope I haven't underestimated him.#3. Kelvin Sampson is Obi-wan Kenobi
Strike him down and he becomes more powerful than you ever imagined. The odds are long, but what a story it would be. If somehow, despite his suspension, Sampson manages to encourage and inspire his young men to rise above the controversy and hit a one in a million run all the way to the NCAA title. It might be his only chance to survive the findings of the NCAA hearing. Just as Eric Gordon rises up to take the game winning three in the tourney, he hears Kelvins voice reminding him to find the open man. He changes his mind, whips the ball to DJ White cutting to the rim for a dunk, and they hang medals around the necks of the Hoosiers.Remember Kelvin will be with you. . . always.
Demond Sanders: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Ugliest One Year-Old Ever
I've never been fan of first birthday parties, but women really seem to dig them, so in honor of our many female fans (let's see...there's Coltsgirl and...um...my wife sometimes reads...and, ah...), we are going celebrate our first birthday anyway. One year ago, 18to88 got off to this rather inauspicious start. Since then we've posted 625 more times and our 6 readers proceeded to click on us 65,000 times. Thanks mom, BobM, and JC!I want to give special thanks to Demond who wrote me one day last year to say, "We're doing a blog. It's called 18to88.com. Start posting." And with precisely that level of thought and care we've proceeded ever since.
I'm going to celebrate by smearing cake all over my face.
LINKS:
Robert Vaden needs only to get drafted by the Pacers to become one of my favorite athletes ever. Playing at Pike and hitting a game winning three in the NCAA tournament for IU gets you part of the way there.
I griped most of last year about how I'm not a draft/combine guy. This list from SI is one of the reasons why. You just never know about any of these guys until they put on the pads and start hitting. One quibble...I wouldn't list Vince Young as evidence the Wonderlic is irrelevant just quite yet.
This is a fairly creepy article. I'm dying to hear what Sheffield has to say. I never thought I'd utter those words.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Colts franchise Clark
We've been critical of Dallas, but this is pretty clearly the right move. They can use him for one more year, and then wait until they have a first round pick in 09 to draft his replacement. The team might still negotiate a long term deal to lower the cap number, but it's not mission critical.
UPDATE: Ok, so I'm not sure what I think of this, but the Colts have now reupped Clark for 6 years. For his sake, I hope he doesn't drop the pen as he goes to sign the deal.
And the Two Shall Become One..
Demond Sanders and Deshawn Zombie kill time talking about racing...
DS: they finally reached a deal on the merger
DZ (3:18:37 PM): oh great
DZ (3:18:42 PM): about time
DS (3:18:45 PM): I'm not sure it matters much since it’s basically a bankrupt series
DZ (3:18:54 PM): Champ you mean?
DZ (3:19:15 PM): People can dog Tony George all they want,
DZ (3:19:22 PM): but the CART guys were morons
DZ (3:19:30 PM): who clearly didn't understand the market
DZ (3:19:38 PM): to think they could survive without the 500
DS (3:19:47 PM): yeah i guess that’s true
DZ (3:19:48 PM): they should have done what ever TG wanted
DZ (3:20:10 PM): TG's vision for the sport was better than theirs, he had all the leverage
DZ (3:20:26 PM): and they tried to go it alone
DZ (3:20:31 PM): it was a dumb
DZ (3:20:38 PM): TG's still rich
DZ (3:20:45 PM): so who was smart and who was stupid?
DZ (3:21:02 PM): BTW: I didn't realize that Ryan Newman is a Hoosier
DZ (3:21:06 PM): Hoosiers rule
DS (3:21:07 PM): he's not
DZ (3:21:10 PM): he is
DS (3:21:12 PM): he's a boilermaker - puke
DZ (3:21:16 PM): lol
DS (3:21:19 PM): not
DS (3:21:20 PM): the
DS (3:21:21 PM): same
DS (3:21:22 PM): thing
DZ (3:21:24 PM): he is a native, I mean
DS (3:21:27 PM): south bender i believe
DZ (3:21:30 PM): yeah, his mom still lives there
DZ (3:21:48 PM): my point is for ‘screwing the South purposes’
DZ (3:21:51 PM): he's a Hoosier
DS (3:21:58 PM): he seems like a Purdue grad - bo-ring
DS (3:22:05 PM): yeah he and tony Stewart were dueling
DS (3:22:08 PM): so that was cool
DS (3:23:26 PM): tony should probably have kept some non-ovals to start with
DS (3:23:34 PM): he ended up having to add some anyway
DZ (3:23:45 PM): sure, but in principle he was right
DZ (3:24:00 PM): nascar took over, and I promise you that it wouldn't have if it was mostly road races
DZ (3:24:12 PM): road racing is nice once in awhile
DS (3:24:16 PM): yeah
DZ (3:24:19 PM): but it's mostly boring
DS (3:24:22 PM): right
DS (3:24:33 PM): its appeals to a completely different sensibility
DZ (3:24:45 PM): an effeminate Eurotrash sensibility
DS (3:24:56 PM): people that like to see the cars accelerate and brake a lot
DS (3:24:59 PM): but it is boring
DZ (3:25:09 PM): it's ok, as long as there are places you can pass
DZ (3:25:23 PM): but on most courses in F1 there is NO PASSING
DZ (3:25:30 PM): where you qualify is where you finish
DZ (3:25:33 PM): it's insane
DS (3:25:37 PM): yeah and they didn't like Indy because of the straight away
DZ (3:25:55 PM): right, and you actually could get by somebody
DS (3:26:27 PM): he's getting Paul Tracey and who else?
DZ (3:26:40 PM): clarity in the market place
DS (3:26:44 PM): there's like one other guy cause Bordeiax went to F1
DS (3:26:49 PM): yeah
DS (3:28:04 PM): graham Rahal
DZ (3:28:05 PM): I can hear the Japanese guys now...
DZ (3:28:08 PM): cancel?
DZ (3:28:13 PM): you want to cancel?
DS (3:28:25 PM): although he's destined to for F1 I've heard
DZ (3:28:26 PM): YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEGGED US TO HOLD THE RACE IN THE
DS (3:29:10 PM): and BRUNO JUNQUIERA's coming back!
DZ (3:29:18 PM): nice
DZ (3:29:55 PM): hopefully, they'll start making inroads on Nascar
DZ (3:29:59 PM): they have the better product
DZ (3:30:04 PM): Nascar is unwatchable
DZ (3:30:14 PM): it's slow
DZ (3:30:19 PM): too may cars
DZ (3:30:27 PM): too many races
DS (3:30:38 PM): i know
DS (3:30:48 PM): they'll be like "THEY'RE GOING FOUR WIDE"
DS (3:30:57 PM): and I’ll be like where? I just see a giant mass of cars
DZ (3:31:05 PM): At ROARING SPEEDS OF NEARLY 100 MPH!
DS (3:31:08 PM): right
DZ (3:31:17 PM): IN GIANT TANKS
DZ (3:31:35 PM): You watch Indy cars and you can't help but think...
DZ (3:31:43 PM): somebody is going home in a body bag today
DZ (3:31:52 PM): now that's a thrill you can sell!
DS (3:31:58 PM): totally
DS (3:32:14 PM): yeah how lame much Dario Franchitti feel?
DS (3:32:34 PM): he goes from world class badass to 35th place finisher!
DZ (3:32:53 PM): something tells me he was doing ok by bed time
DS (3:32:58 PM): well sure
DS (3:33:20 PM): but it’s just so anti-climactic, no pun intended
DS (3:33:34 PM): you win the biggest race in the world
DS (3:33:46 PM): and then you are a nobody with a terrible car
DZ (3:33:57 PM): but with a bag of cash
DS (3:34:11 PM): I’m sure he, as a little boy growing up in
DS (3:34:27 PM): it’s such a marketing ploy, the whole race
DZ (3:34:47 PM): I don't get it entirely, because they run like half a dozen races on that track
DZ (3:34:55 PM): so who cares?
DS (3:34:50 PM): it was never the biggest race until like 10 years ago
DS (3:35:04 PM): now suddenly it’s the great American race
DZ (3:35:49 PM): half the drivers in it would rather win the Brickyard if given the choice
DS (3:35:49 PM): it’s freaking February and they'll be running until September
DZ (3:35:55 PM): We can only hope this merger can do something about it
What is John Clayton talking about?
You cannot say they are the best drafting team. It isn't true. Not by a long shot.
Also: Jacob sends us this link to describe how we all feel in late February.
Polian says all the big names will be fine for opening day...
Fountain of Youth
Zach Thomas
The only thing funnier than the Pats potentially signing Thomas (who Manning calls the smartest defensive player he's played against), is the fact that at 34 he's actually younger than 2 of the 3 LBs the Pats have. This spring chicken is at least older than the baby of the group, Adalius Thomas who is 30. Given the Pats track record for signing guys the Dolphins are done with, this might actually work out for them. That won't stop me from making fun of it anyway.
Zach Thomas will be visiting other teams as well.
Demond Sanders: I'd be laughing and mocking a bit more, but amazingly the Patriots' Defense was its strongest unit in the final two games of the playoffs. Granted, Asante Samuel and the D line mask a lot of their weaknesses. We all really hoped that their ancient LBs would blow it for them two years in a row. But there's always next season. And they'll all be a year older.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Repeating the obvious
The 2007 Colts were a classic example of a year that was just not meant to be. They lost four games in 2007. All were to winning teams with margins of 4, 3, 6, and 3 points. The thing about teams with a great QB and a great coach is that they can fool you by beating lesser teams without all their players. But the margin between winning and losing is minuscule in the NFL. When you come up against elite teams you need players to be healthy and more importantly, the RIGHT players to be healthy (Of course, this didn't stop Billy Volek and his rag-tag band of wannabes from putzing their way down the field for the game winning TD in the playoffs). Ultimately, the 07 Colts weren't deep enough (especially at DE) to win it all. I don't know that that is anyone's fault; few teams are deep enough to endure this level of turnover in the roster AND this quantity of injuries. It's amazing to look at that list and note how horrible most of the teams on it were.
This offseason can't pass fast enough. Next year's team could very well be something truly special.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
What really happened?
As for circus surrounding the game, I could have done without Dick Vitale three separate times launching into insane rants against IU for how they treated Bob Knight. It's fine to set up the game by talking about the scandal, but he went back to it every 2 minutes, often ignoring the game itself for minutes at a time. It was disgusting. Erin Andrews was classless in asking Sampson scandal related questions at her half-time walk off interview. That's stupid, honey. Go learn some class. She did contribute a GUTLESS quote by AD Greenspan, who tried to buck pass the hiring of Sampson. He needs to go just for that spineless quote. On the plus side, it was awesome to catch a shot of Bill Polian at game.
The media at large doesn't seem to know what to make of the crowd. Bob Kravitz praised them for being hard on Sampson, and ESPN ran an incessant string of video clips showing fan outrage. Then inexplicably, Gary Parrish of Cbssportsline.com KILLED the IU faithful for supporting Sampson. Apparently, at some point the crowd did the Kelvin-Samp-son cheer. This must have been after the game, because I never heard it during. He got no reception whatsoever before the game started. During the final seconds, I heard the crowd chanting DJ White's name. At any rate, I hardly think that one fan cheer after the game (where IU beat a top 10 team by nearly 20), is quite the same thing as the front running support that Parrish accused them of. To hear him tell it, you'd think that IU fans were clamoring to keep Sampson. Quite the opposite is true. Demond's bitterness at the pro-Knight fans that still love that coach first and the University not at all notwithstanding, I still hold to my opinion that I stated yesterday: people are furious and want Sampson gone.
Demond Sanders: I've been thinking hard on this one and reading the message boards over at Peegs.com. I think there is definitely a mixed reaction to the scandal. Everyone realizes that Sampson is on his way out for the good of the program. So I don't think anyone is trying to lobby to save his job. It's a matter of whether they choose to support him and his team while he remains the coach or scream expletives at him.
There is a sizeable contingent of (especially younger) Hoosier fans who appreciate that he landed Eric Gordon and got the team back in the running for a title. They feel sorry for him because he's such an idiot and ruined his promising career. This is the group I would have fallen into.
I think that's what you heard from some of the students chanting his name at the end of the game. I don't think they were begging for him to be spared or in any way condoning his actions. They may have been saying thank you, we're sorry you screwed it up, and good luck.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Culture Shock
1. The offense wasn't that serious and didn't affect game outcomes (we could use that one for sure)
2. Everyone does, so it doesn't matter that our coach does it (Check)
3. If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying (certainly as true in college BB as in the NFL)
4. It's all a big conspiracy because you are all jealous (ok, no one in Indiana would use this one right now)
The defense of their coach was nearly unanimous. We here in the heartland were branded as hypocrites. Now, fans in Indiana (many/most of whom are Colts fans too and bitched bitterly about Belichick), are in the same boat, but are in fact reacting differently than our Boston brethren. It's fascinating to me to see how deep the culture gap runs. To be fair there are differences:
1. Kelvin Sampson is still an outsider in Indiana. He's the coach, but none of us were really sold on him, and he hadn't won anything. Belichick is a god in New England for bringing 3 spectacular Super Bowls.
2. Kelvin Sampson was a cheater before he got to Indiana, and his new 'offenses' wouldn't actually even be offenses if he wasn't under probation.
3. Sampson is replacing a petulant legend, whereas Belichick is a petulant legend.
4. Indiana University Basketball IS Indiana. It has our name on it. They are Hoosiers; we are Hoosiers. There is no institution more important to the identity of our state than IU. The Patriots bear the name of a region (so it's already less personal), and let's be honest - the Red Sox and Celtics own the hearts of the people far more deeply than the Pats do. I'm speaking in generalities of course. There are Hoosiers who went to Purdue and Notre Dame, and folks that love the Pats over all other teams. But this is not the normal fan in Indiana nor in the North East.
It's amazing to see Patriots fans argue that their championships aren't tainted even if the cheating happened in the Super Bowl itself, where here in Indiana, I think we all feel the joy has been sucked out of this season. If IU goes on a run and wins a title under Kelvin Sampson's leadership, it will feel empty and fake EVEN THOUGH none of the offenses involved players on this team right now. He's a cheat and whatever glory he brings to the school and to the state feels dirty. Now, if they fire Sampson, and this team wins, it will be amazing. We all feel bad for these kids, who don't deserve to have their season go down the drain. None of them are under suspicion.
I'm not passing moral judgment on you, New England. The situations are not 1:1 analogous, and if a more beloved coach was a cheater (Dungy or Knight or 20 years ago) then maybe we here in the Hoosier state would do the same sort of ridiculous apologizing that you all have engaged in recently. Still, I am saying that there seems to be a very different value placed on honesty and the rules in Indiana than in the North East. You may not like our ethic, but you can't say we aren't consistent. We don't like liars. We hate cheats. We'll tolerate an a-hole forever if he wins, but a cheater. . . I hope we never get used to that.
Demond Sanders: I disagree with you on several points of significance.
1.) The joy hasn't been sucked out of this season for me. I'll be watching tonight hoping for a victory over MSU. I still want wins and more specifically NCAA tournament wins. I didn't stop rooting in 2006 after Mike Davis decided to step down. I took his loss against Gonzaga in the tournament just as hard as any. I root for wins no matter who is coaching. I like Sampson because he has them in a place they haven't been in 15 years. I liked Davis because he had them in the Finals. I liked Knight when he was winning Big Ten Titles every year. I like winning.
2.) And wow. You are very wrong about the notion of winning a title. It will feel empty to you maybe, but not to me. Hanging number 6 in Assembly Hall will rule just as hard.
3.) These situations aren't CLOSE to 1:1 analogous. This current team has in no way benefited from Sampson making too many phone calls. Belichick's teams directly benefited from the cheating.
4.) Maybe you are right. Maybe Hoosiers don't tolerate cheating, but I still feel that most of the outrage is coming from people in one of the following groups:
- Media blow hards like Kravitz. He makes me sick. Calling the stripe out "insipid." Get a life. The kids at Indiana deserve to have some fun. That's what Indiana basketball is all about. Don't let this drama queen ruin it for you. His radio show sucks and so does his column. To be fair there are a few people at ESPN that are nearly as bad.
- Knight lovers. They've come out of the wood work to pile on (or out their mom's basements as the case may be).
- Purdue fans. Most are not classy enough just to be content with their great season. I hate Purdue.
5.) I think Sampson probably needs to go. The NCAA historically goes easier on schools, especially major programs, that get rid of the offender. The idea being that its not fair to harshly punish the next coaching staff and its players. I do not want to see IU banned from any upcoming NCAA tournaments. Beyond that reason, I'm somewhat indifferent. Sampson is doing a great job so far, but of course it bothers me that he is hurting Indiana's reputation.
It also bothers me that people want to get up in arms over a coach placing too many phone calls. As Allen Iverson would say, we're talking about phone calls. It smacks of dramatic people who love drama basking in the drama of a dramatic scandal. The latest allegations don't provide much additional information beyond what we learned in October. I would like to see the process play out rather than burying this guy now like everyone else wants to do. If he lied to the NCAA then he's gone.
Finally, to all you deluded Robert Montgomery Knight fans: HE'S NOT COMING BACK. As your pal John Feinstein pointed out yesterday: Knight wasn't winning in the late nineties. That's the only reason Miles Brand got away with firing him in the first place. He was not winning.
DZ's Rejoinder: What does rooting for IU after Davis stepped down have to do with anything? You really mean to tell me that if Kelvin Sampson coaches this team to a title, that the next 6 weeks of everyone knowing he is a cheater and calling for IU to fire him and then ripping IU for not firing him and caring more about winning than doing the right thing won't cheapen the experience. I'd say it would be a pretty joyless run. Instead, firing Sampson and watching the team pull together would be amazing. I like winning too, but not at the expense of my dignity.
Kravitz's venom has been fascinating. I think he's overstated things about Sampson somewhat. We said he should be fired too, but I wouldn't exactly call him 'slime'. Kravitz is right about Greenspan too. He's been embarrassing (his management of the football program has been a joke with the noted exception of hiring Coach Hep, a move offset by the rehiring of Bill Lynch). But it's like Bob has saved all his bile that he couldn't use on the Colts or Ron Artest (since he was run out of town) and dropped it on IU. Like I've said, I think Sampson needs to go. I think Greenspan was a fool for hiring him in the first place, but I do think some modicum of restraint has to be shown given the fact that the allegations aren't on par with buying cars for kids or arranging for drugs and hookers. He showed a weird arrogant disregard for the rules which is troubling. He probably lied. He should get fired. He has disgraced Indiana University on a national stage. Still, I'm not sure he's 'slime'. That seems a bit over the top.
The latest allegations do up the ante over those in October in one way: the say he intentionally lied to the NCAA. The original complaint was brought by IU (which is cool - the school is taking things seriously), but now the NCAA says Sampson tried to lie and cover up what he did. His real crime is taking the NCAA sanctions against him so lightly. That was just stupid. Sure, what he's mostly being accused of wouldn't be illegal without the probation he received, but still, his lack of respect for authority is more than a little troublesome. He set some horrible precedents that must be reversed for the good of the school and the state.
Demond Sanders: Indiana may not be able to fire Sampson for legal reasons. Instead, they may have to offer him a generous buy out of his contract in exchange for a resignation. Supposedly that's what this 7 day "investigation" is all about. Giving them time to negotiate. If the administration can't get something settled with Sampson then he'll either be suspended or he'll be coaching next month.
Either way, I'm not going to let the media tell me what to think. I would have no problem rooting for Indiana under Sampson in the tournament next month. Although this is a moot point because he's not going to be around. To me, it is about the players. I think most Indiana fans would be right there with me rooting them on. That's the reason I brought up Mike Davis. Real fans rooted for Indiana even if they didn't think he was the right coach. There were plenty of fake fans who rooted against the team because of Davis. Real fans wanted Indiana to win it all even after Davis had resigned.
As I said, if he lied then he's gone. It's one thing for him to ignore the sanctions placed on him; it's another thing for him to cover it up. If there is one lesson common to almost every scandal: It's always the cover up that kills you.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Petty, I know...but it never gets old

It seems the NFL is trying to skimp out on Matt Walsh's legal protection. I'm not sure why.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Question Marks
None of this really surprises us, but the word on Harrison is disappointing nonetheless. Polian tells us the doctors are "sanguine" about Harrson's progress. According to google this means cheerfully optimistic. Okay, that makes me feel somewhat better. But given the way Polian strung us along last season about Harrison, I would not pencil Harrison in as 16 game starter this year.
Sanders should be fine and the fact they are resting him actually encourages me. The club will want to protect their long term investment as much as possible. I think the club needs to bolster the WR and DE positions even ahead of other need areas like corner. These two positions had the most glaring impact in the Colts' three real losses in 2007.
Did it accomplish anything?
I'm not one of those people.
I think that by dragging the whole sordid mess out into the light (something that Congress eventually said was not necessary, but that Clemens attorneys bizarrely begged for) was one of the best deterrents to future use by players possible. If a guy is thinking about using roids, he only has to watch the train wreck that Roger Clemens life has become to think twice. Roger still has his money and his records, but he and his family will be eternally mocked for his hubris and duplicity.
I'm more than a little ok with that.
I know we live in a day and age where the idea of shame no longer exists. That's not a good thing. I'm not saying that Clemens should make an appointment for hara kiri or anything, but I do believe it is healthy for people who benefit from the public limelight to have to answer for the things they do while in public. Clemens had no problem with publicity when it meant commercial endorsements. He had no problem using PEDs to become rich and famous. He had no problem engaging in an activity that was illegal, dangerous, and potentially damaging to millions of youth. I have no problem dragging him out into the street for him to get laughed at and mocked now. His humiliation is good for the country. People need to know there is some kind of consequence for this behavior, even if it is just intangible public disdain. Is it as good as rock hard proof and jail time and restitution? No, of course not. But it is something. Kids need to hear that this behavior is not acceptable. It does bring shame and not glory. It is wrong.
That was accomplished. No one using or considering the use of steroids can deceive themselves into thinking that the use of drugs is no big deal or is consequence free. People will still use, but now they've heard and seen loud and clear what that road can lead to.
Oh, and before anyone says, "it wasn't proven!" (though I suspect I'm now creating a straw man - I'm not sure anyone would really employ that particular rejoinder after yesterday), let me just say that I understand how you feel. I spent almost 20 years trying to defend Pete Rose. I'm not arguing that we should put Roger Clemens in jail for steroids. I am saying that I have dealt with liars. I have personally worked with and had to expose people who bought their own lies so completely that even when presented with hard evidence of their misdeeds, they continued to deceive, envagle and obfuscate. A friend was a prosecutor in LA who worked with sex abuse cases. She said that the human capacity for self deception and fraud is amazing. She would present video tape evidence of crimes to defendants who would look at the tape and continue to deny what they did. To believe Roger Clemens, you have to believe:
1. His remarkable change in performance, unparalleled in baseball history, was unaffected by drugs in an era when drug use was rampant
2. That his best friend somehow misunderstood him to say he was on drugs
3. That his wife was using the very same drugs as his best friend, and many other players in his profession without his knowledge. Oh yeah, and his personal trainer who supplied these drugs injected Clemens' wife without his knowledge and without ever having a conversation with Clemens about the particular drug.
4. That after his wife had a reaction to the drug, that Clemens didn't bother researching the drug or taking her to a doctor because he just didn't think it was a big deal.
5. That a man on incredibly thin legal ice would risk certain incarceration by persisting in his insistance that he personally injected Clemens with the drugs when it's unclear what he had to gain either at the time or now in continuing to tell the story.
Maybe you can believe one or two of those things, but I can't believe the chain. I think it is insane to continue to believe Roger Clemens. I can't think of one reason to believe him. He has exhibited classic guilty behavior by consistently blaming everyone else around him for his circumstance. His wife, his best friend, his lawyers, George Mitchell, Brian McNamee. Everyone is guilty...except Roger Clemens.
And don't even get me started on Kelvin Sampson.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Links for Wednesday
Scouts Inc. picks on 5 things the Colts need do in the offseason.
Maddux might be done soon. All good things, I guess. I'm glad I saw him pitch three times. I saw him last September in Colorado, and he was brilliant. Thanks to Chad for the link. This is precisely why the Clemens things makes me mad. I never saw him pitch, but on several occasions tried to work out my life so I could watch him. I'm glad I didn't waste my efforts. I love baseball. I want my kids to love baseball. I take opening day as a holiday and throw a party every year. I spend more time watching/listening to baseball in a MONTH than I do on most whole NFL seasons. I hate being lied to and played like a fool. I'm not willing to throw a whole generation under the bus, but I will go after those that the evidence points to. Maddux went from dominant with a 95 MPH fastball to wiley and frustrating with a high speed of 87 at the last game I saw him pitch. He had 1 three ball count and no walks in that game. He threw 61 pitches in 6 innings at Coors, giving up 1 run. He got the win. The Rockies would win just about every other game they would play for the next month.
I'm glad I was there. That's how you are supposed to pitch in the twilight.
The Football Scientist agrees with us about Derek Anderson. He also hates on Dallas Clark because of a low YPA (read D.R.O.P.S).
Fox Sports does a fairly useless preview of the Colts offseason. This one is a tad better.
The argument is (poorly) made that Jim Caldwell's impending promotion is BAD for black coaches. A black guy has made it into the 'Old Boys Club' and that's a bad thing? I'm not buying what he's selling.
Kelvin Sampson is in trouble. (duh)
Good for the Gander
For years, IU fans put up with Bob Knight's crazy act, and justified it with no small modicum of pride saying, "At least he runs a clean program". And for all his faults, Bobby is no cheat. Now as the NCAA informs Indiana of potentially major violations by coach Kelvin Sampson, the bloom is off the rose. Listen, I know the NCAA is nuts, and their rules are nuts. Sampson's initial violation was sort of a stupid petty thing, but he he violated it so egregiously, that there can't be any equivocation as to his guilt.
The fan base wasn't real thrilled with hire to start with; honestly, I'm not sure there weren't a lot of people disappointed to see the school hire 'another black man' (yes, I know he's not really black, but I'm not sure everyone in southern Indiana does). Some of us didn't like his tournament record, and all of us were troubled by the baggage he brought with him. When Indiana hired Kelvin Sampson, they KNEW they were hiring a man who was in serious hot water with the NCAA. Integrity matters in life, and Kelvin Sampson has put his into question. He's no victim here. Indiana University is no victim either. Everyone knew about his trouble with the NCAA when he got hired. Where's the zero tolerance now? I guess it died with Miles Brand (what? Miles Brand isn't dead? He's head of the NCAA? Oh, I guess I figured not having a soul was the same thing as dying...my bad).
We in Indiana like to rail about the cheating by Bill Belichick. We delighted when Purdue got drilled with sanctions. We know Ohio State has long been one of the dirtiest programs around. We snickered when the axe fell on the formerly fabulous Michigan squad. The Indianapolis Star, which to my knowledge didn't put out a story on this new report (though to be fair, Kravitz was calling for Sampson's head weeks ago), called Illinois fans classless as recently as last week. So this is it folks. We lived in a glass house and delicately tossed around our stones. It's time to break some windows.
Our team is 20-3 and has a chance to play deep into March. It doesn't matter to me nearly as much as maintaining a clean reputation. I think the school has a pretty good idea if these allegations are true. I'm fairly certain they are. If those two assumptions are accurate...
Kelvin Sampson must go.
Demond Sanders: This is unfortunate. I really like Sampson. He can recruit and his teams win. I am tired of all the transition at IU. I wish, as Bobby always brings up, that Knight had retired from Indiana on his own terms in the late nineties. It would have allowed for a proper hiring process to take place when the school still had its pride and tradition intact. I'm satisfied with Sampson for some random program, but this is Indiana. You can't hire a guy under that kind of cloud of doubt. I think if Sampson is fired then the AD needs to resign as well.
I hate the fact that this gives the crazy Knight fans more ammunition. They call themselves Hoosier fans, but they aren't. They're Bob Knight fans. But that's a separate issue for another time.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Okay Edge, play the blues
Where would that put Edge? He'd be a free agent with plenty of money in his pocket. He'd be free to go ring-hunting. A title is the only hole on his superb resume. I'm guessing the market wouldn't be a whole lot bigger for #32 than it was for Dom Rhodes last year. It's sounds like sacrilege, but he is thirty years old.
The Colts could desperately use a bigger, experienced RB. Edge would be a major upgrade over Keith. Duh. He is an excellent receiver, unlike Keith. On the ground he'd be at least as effective as some random guy from Canada. And there's an outside chance they'd be creating an unstoppable tandem with Addai. That would depend on the offensive line, of course.
The Cardinals are saying they expect Edge to be back next year, so this is purely talk. I think I'd have him back for one more year if I was Ken Wisenhunt, but you never know. Just keep your eyes open.
DZ Comments: Let's start baseless rumors like, "I saw Edge at the airport. What could he be doing in town? Is Peyton having a barbecue or something? It's not time for Marvin Harrison's yearly Jarts tournament for charity. . . HE'S GOING TO RE-SIGN!"
While you are floating around the web today, make sure you check out the good folks at INEPT. Thier new shirt, "How does New England spell defeat: MANNING" is sweet. Watch the F***ing Pats video about a quarter of the way down, you won't be disappointed (most of the profanity is bleeped). While we're at it, here's a couple of links I missed last week:
Peyton is glad Dungy is back
Peyton on Eli
Here's a great recap of the mounting evidence against the Rocket.
FO has a great piece on just how crazy it was that the Giants won the Super Bowl. Last year, Demond kept telling me that the Colts' run to the title would be the most unlikely of all time. I thought he was nuts. Apparently, he was right according to this article. Note that 5 of the most unlikely champions ever won in the last 8 years. This tells me that something is afoot in the NFL. This current era is the age of upsets, apparently. In all of NFL history, it has never been less important to be a favorite or even to have a bye week than it is right now.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Bowling for losers
1. DJ White is a man. I say that after every IU game, but it's true every time. My all-time favorite IU starting five would be: G Alford and Bailey, F Chaney and DJ White, C Alan Henderson. I know that's some creative positioning, but whatever. That was a big win by IU on the road; their first over a top 50 RPI team.
2. Peyton Manning is a great QB...
3. Derek Anderson is not. He's horrible. He was overrated for the vast majority of this year. I've been saying for weeks that Cleveland is the team most likely to regress in a big way next year, and I'm sticking to it. They have to cross divisions with the AFC South, and won't get the cupcake NFC West. That team will be lucky to win 5 games and will wonder why they reupped Romeo a year early. If you can't hit open men in the Pro Bowl, you don't deserve to start in the NFL. All you have is all world receivers, linemen and running backs facing a defense that can't blitz, stunt, or play a nickel. He's horrible. I hate him.
4. Don't ask me why I care about the Pro Bowl so much. I have no good answer to that question.
5. Heather R sends us this link between coaches present and presidents past.
6. The Colts and Skins are playing the HoF game next year. This means 5 preseason games. Ugh. Maybe 18to88 will road trip it up to Canton. Somehow I doubt it. Why go when you can watch it on TV and listen to Tony Korn...wait a minute! BOOK ME A BUS TICKET!
7. Moss and Brady not showing up was gutless. Don't give me that injury BS. Show up and take your medicine.
8. We are hoping to do a final 2007-8 podcast this week. No promises.
Demond Sanders: Derek Anderson was horrible. I'd blame him, but Norv had a big role in the (meaningless) debacle. How did the AFC blow a 24-7 lead? Settling for 3 field goals in the Pro Bowl is just lame. At least Reggie Wayne (5 for 55) and Antoine Bethea (7 tackles, 2 assists) had productive days. Oh and yes, Peyton rules.
I'm coming around on IU. I was pretty down on them for blowing back to back games, but the truth is their three losses have come to top twenty teams. FYI: Connecticut has come on really strong of late. I think the Hoosiers have a chance to make this a special season. They have the first and second leading scorers in the Big Ten, but the development of Crawford and Ellis will be the difference. They are looking more comfortable as the conference schedule plays out.
The national media complaints about Indiana's weak schedule will die down quickly if they take care of business during this home stand. If they can handle Wisconsin, MSU, and the Boilers back to back to back then the Big Ten title and a one or two seed will be within reach. Big if, I know. Still, it's exciting to know that the Hoosiers are cobbling together their best regular season in 15 years with surprising ease. There are (perhaps rightfully) plenty of doubters out there, but 20-3 is 20-3.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Tough it out
Nothing about that game last night convinced me that Kelvin Sampson knows how to run an offense. This season's IU team is the perfect example of what's wrong with college sports. Recruiting is most of the battle (19-3), but skill as a coach still matters to get you over the top. Look, I know the brilliant intricacies of the motion offense aren't coming back. I know Brian Sloan (anyone remember his awesome screens?) isn't walking through that door. But for crying out loud, let's have something better than DJ White valiantly taking on 3 guys or someone jacking up a contested 3 as the shot clock goes off. I don't know that I've seen IU run a decent set to end a half yet. They all end the same way, with a stupid turnover or a contested off-balance three. This team is talented enough on the floor to make a run. I'm just not convinced they have the coach to do get them as far as they could potentially go.
Links: Dr Z has his broadcaster rankings out.
It's always one of my favorite columns, but I still think he's being too nice. Network TV is ruining the announcing of games. Do they really think people want stupid easy story lines and idiot guests? Has anyone ever said, "oh hey, Russel Crowe is on! I'll watch this football game!"? ARRRRGH.
Bill Simmons deals with his grief. I couldn't be happier.
Brandie sends us these fun photos. I don't know where they came from, so apologies to the author:




Thursday, February 7, 2008
Getting Physical
I think we are all rooting for the same things in these cases-something definitive and damning.
In other news, one of my all time favorite teams made #6 on the list of greatest upsets.
Thanks to Bob M, we now know the Pats season was perfect for everyone else.
Finally, Ryan Parker comes through again.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Bunker Mentality
Thanks to Bob M for that priceless link. Usually I don't favor defacing great movies, but that is well worth it. He also sent us to the home of the XLI Champion Chicago Bears. My guess is that they bought a lot of 19-0 books to help teach the kids English too.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Nice Catch
It could be worse I guess. I could be banging my head against the wall wondering why my QB didn't throw a 15 yard out instead of 4 hail Mary's in a row.
Links:
Bob didn't know when to walk away.
The Zombie tops another list. Hey, anyone can over look the pure fury of hell unleashed in a 5'9" frame.
John Clayton lists us as the #3 contender. I could quibble, but basically this list is all chalk, so it's sort of pointless.
Demond Sanders: I re-watched the Super Bowl and was struck by how bad Brady looked. I didn't notice it as much live, but his throws were way off. There is no question that he was rattled. I can't blame Randy Moss for being frustrated. Brady missed him deep two or three times. Not near misses either, he was off by 10 or 15 feet. He also missed him wide open in the end zone on the final drive. Brady had a priceless look on his face the entire game - a mixture of frustration and confusion. That will be the lasting impression of the game for me.
Also, I hear you on the frustration thing. I started getting really angry re-watching XLII thinking about the blown playoff game. Three stupid turnovers. Here's hoping Marvin and Freeney get right for one big run in 2008.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Bob Knight retires
I got to see Bob Knight coach a full season, my freshman year in college. He was fired at the start of my Sophomore year, leaving Mike Davis at the helm. I wasn't all that sorry to see him go. Bob Knight is a jerk. It's that simple. He's a more outspoken and self-centered version of Bill Belichick. I still resent him greatly because I believe he could have brought several more championships to Indiana if he had been willing to tone down his act. His personality was too overbearing for most recruits. I could go on, but you know the story. I wish I had kinder and better things to say about Coach Knight, but frankly that went out the window when he decided to sue Indiana (and actively screwed over Mike Davis's recruiting of Sean May). Pat Forde said it best last year when Knight broke the all-time wins record.
Deshawn Zombie comments: Thanks for that montage of assery, Bob. I need one more reminder of how glad I am that you are gone. Is it too much to ask Indiana to hire a head coach who isn't either insanely embarrasing, unintentionally embarrasing, or NCAA sanction style embarrasing?
Whitlock is crazy
They played in a horrible division this year, racking up a 6 - 0 record. They beat some good division-winning teams along the way to 16-0, but let's not forget that it was their own decision to expend a lot of energy trying to turn wins into blowouts. Along the way they survived the below average Eagles, terrible Ravens, and looked less than stellar in double-digit wins against the Jets and Dolphins. It was their own decision to spend the last couple weeks of the regular season trying their hardest to win some meaningless games. They survived the Giants to complete the perfect regular season, but the Patriots didn't look like the dominating team that started the season so hot. By the time the playoffs rolled around, they looked old and spent.
I'll remember them as a team that had a great corps of receivers, led by an absolute freak in Randy Moss. They scored over thirty points in 8 of their first 8 games. It took the league about 10 games to develop an effective defensive gameplan against them. They scored fewer than 30 points in 6 of their final 11 games, including a pedestrian 22 ppg average in the playoffs.
I know Whitlock has a thing for Tom Brady, but when your guy doesn't get it done on the biggest stage you have to give him the same harsh treatment reserved for all big game losers. No one talks about the 14-2 Colts of 2005 or the 14-2 Chargers of 2006. They talk about the champion Steelers and champion Colts. The Patriots didn't win it all. At best, they are the 43rd best team of all time, slotted below each of the Super Bowl champion teams.
In all seriousness...
1. Labels are for morons. A year ago, Manning was a "choker"; Eli was "a bust"; Brady was "clutch". Now after watching Tom Brady fail in the playoffs with the ball, less than two minutes to play, and a chance to force OT or win the game, we know that these tags are for simpletons. Brady didn't play well last night for sure; no reasonable person can say he did. His one TD pass was to a wide open Moss when a defender fell down (the same Moss that was wide open two plays earlier when Tommy yanked a throw). All that being said, it wasn't his fault they only scored 14 points (unless you call it karmic payback for his ahole laughing at the Plaxico saying they'd only put up 17-sorry I just can't stop being snide). He had protection problems. No QB can function when under pressure. So now that we've seen Brady fail repeatedly in the clutch, what are we to assume? He's lost it? He never had it? No, those conclusions are for people that don't like to think. In a close game, there is always a lot of luck. He's had a golden rabbit's foot rammed up his ass for years now (don't ask me how it got there, but my money's on the goats), and now the luck ran out. Brady took a step back last night for sure. He's now back in Troy Aikman/Terry Bradshaw territory.
2. This game proved what we knew three weeks ago. D-line pressure is how you beat the Pats. In the second quarter of the Chargers' game, we knew we weren't going to win the Super Bowl. Indy had no prayer of beating NE without a healthy Freeney. Watching what the Giants did confirmed it.
3. Randy Moss's vanishing act proved how important he was to the Pats offense. By far the weakest D the Pats played in the post-season was Jacksonville, and they managed to handle the Kitties without serious contributions from Moss. Again, that last TD aside, he brought little to the table in the last three games, and the Pats 'greatest offense ever' looked pretty freaking normal.
4. I wish that I had written it down (I checked, I didn't), but I said it to enough people: Eli Manning was never the problem the Giants. You could see that in week one. The Minnesota game where he threw all the picks wasn't even all his fault. Jeremey Shockey played one of the worst, most gutless games ever by a tight end that day, failing to run hard or even run the right routes. He sold out his QB that day, and his injury was the best thing to ever happen to that team. And yes, I'm aware of the FO article that says Manning actually threw more picks when going to Burress than Shockey. I think that kind of gutless performance pollutes the whole team.
5. I'm 100% serious about the things I wrote about Spy Gate 2. I think BB is in serious trouble. The Pac-Man and Mike Vick incidents are going to make it impossible for Goodell do anything less than give BB a one year ban if the allegations of walk-through taping are true...and honestly, does anyone really doubt them?
6. Next year will be fascinating, and the Colts are going to be in a prime position. As long as Freeney can come back healthy, I see no reason why this team won't be back in the Super Bowl. I think we are all worried about Marvin's health, but AG showed that he was very much worth a first round pick. This team has a SERIOUS need for one more competant corner (he may already be on the roster), one more pass rusher, and depth at WR. We'll probably need another guard too. But here's what we WON'T have to do next year: Replace two linebackers, rebuild the interior of the D-line, and train a new left tackle. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
7. Call it the curse of AV. The Pats play a Super Bowl without him and get a kickoff out of bounds, and BB opts out of a 48 yards FG in a dome. Bet you wish had those three points back, Bill. That call was positively Marty-esque.
8. No group of fans in history ever deserved what they got more than the Pats fans. At the end of the day, THEY are the reason everyone hates their team. There isn't anyone in the world who feels sorry for you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, as they say.
Links worth reading:
This one freaking made my day. They are wrong though. The NE offense didn't choke. They got outplayed. It's not the same thing.
The FO guys go 'round the table. Just another example of why they are the best read on the web. There's no idiot finger pointing and labeling and using stupid words like 'choke'. They take a serious look at what happened and find historical correlations. I love this article.
My good friend Brian, who is a Browns fan (yet I still talk to him), sends this semi-delusional piece about the Browns chances at a title. It basically focuses on the importance of D-line pressure. If you can get it, you win most of the time. If you can't, you lose. Morons like Jeremy Green mocked Dwight Freeney's sack totals and scoffed at his insane number of pressures. No one is doing that anymore, except maybe Jeremy Green (who's too stupid for me to listen to anymore).
Note the subtext for this John Clayton article. Maybe I'm misreading it, but I don't think so. That last line was a bit nasty wasn't it?
DJ Gallo empathizes with Pats fans.
Friend of 18to88, Jessi, sends us this T shirt.
Demond Sanders: Yeah, it doesn't suck having the tables turned on Brady. He's a very good player, but no player in the history of sports was as due to lose a game by three points. His teams have lived on the edge for years, and especially this season. He started his playoff career with something like a 12 game winning streak. Amazing. As Jerry Seinfeld would say, things have a way of evening out. Tommy's had tough playoff exits in three consecutive seasons. Reminds me a lot of Jeter. Not a precipitous fall, just a once-untouchable career slowly becoming more vulnerable. Welcome to the world of losing Mr. Brady.
The Bill Simmons mea culpa article isn't as sweet as last years', but it's pretty flipping close. HE WAS PLANNING TO PARTY WITH BRADY AFTER THE GAME. That little nugget just made my year. I repeat: He was planning to party with Brady after the game. "I kept seeing Brady sitting in a chair with his right ankle encased in ice, quietly sipping a bottle of champagne with a satisfied smile on his face, and Gisele would be there, and everyone would be recapping 19-0 and remembering the incredible season. I liked the thought of a famous person celebrating a historic night in such a totally normal and relatable way."
Really Bill? Partying with your Victoria's Secret super model girlfriend after you've just won your fourth Super Bowl is relatable? You're so out of touch it's scary. You need to quit hanging out with your famous friends out in Los Angeles. (By the way, how funny is it that BS's celebrity friends are Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla? He would pick two of the biggest losers ever to become famous.) Yes, I voted for BS in our poll. His smugness capsulizes everything America hates about New England. Rant over.
Dent. Buckner. Boone. Tyree. These are words I like to say.
MUWHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Demond Sanders: You took the words right out of my mouth. Best game ever. Best play ever. Eli is MVP. Brilliant. David Tyree. Best play ever. Has there ever been a bigger momentum swing. A moment ago we were looking at non-stop Patriots talk for the next three decades. Now we're talking about back to back Manning SB MVPs. I LOVE IT. Check out this awesome blog post at the Boston Globe. The Yankees comparison is all too true.
By the way, I read a really good book tonight:

The Greatest Ever
The offseason just got a lot more fun for everyone
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Softball
"Several years ago, my brother was invited to put his team in a softball tournament. He informed the organizer that he had a couple of players who were out of town, but if he could sub his brother (me) and his nephew (my son), he could field a team. The organizer said, sure, of course that's no problem. We played games all day, and found ourselves in the championship that night. We were up 11 runs in the 3rd inning when the captain of the opposing team (and the father of the tourney organizer) came out and declared, 'Game's over. We're the champions.' He then claimed our team was disqualified for bringing in ringers from out of town. The guy who ran the tourney upheld the protest, and the championship was given to the other team."
This story makes me ask the following question:
Is it really worth it? Especially in this context, where the prize is a chintzy softball trophy. But even in other areas of life, is it really worth it to cheat just to be called champions? How hollow and lame is that? In all honesty, I wouldn't want to win if it meant breaking the rules.
Demond Sanders: LOL. That is a great story, but I'd like to know how that scene ended. It's not a good idea to tick off a bunch of (probably) drunk guys wielding softball bats.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Spy Gate II - Easterbrook's Revenge
1. Are we really surprised?
2. There had better be serious penalties if the allegations are proved. Belichick should be suspended for at least one year. The franchise should be forced to forfeit their title.
3. The bloom is off this rose. The Patriots 'dynasty' will forever be remembered as cheaters on a Nixonian level. They could reestablish diplomatic relations with China, and it wouldn't be enough to save their legacy.
In a way, this the most glorious thing that could have happened today. If the Pats win tomorrow they will be reviled. If they lose, America will dance on their collective graves. Matt Walsh, potentially the key witness in this saga, seems terrified of retribution by the Pats legal goon squad, saying he wouldn't reveal any of his hard evidence with guarantees of legal protection from ESPN.
For the next month, we'll be hearing more about congressional hearings. Belichick, Goodell, and Matt Walsh will all be called to testify. With any luck, BB will have to testify under oath to his misdeeds. The Patriots have shamed the entire NFL.
We've been reasonably magnanimous to the Pats this year (other than, you know, 88 reasons we hate them). We didn't think the original allegations merited more penalty than what they got. We already conceded them the Super Bowl. But this, if true, is a whole new level. Sneaking into a private practice at a neutral site facility and video taping practice is insanely low. This is a whole different plane of crapulence.
There is simply no question. This is now the single most hateable team in the history of North American pro-sports.
Demond Sanders: You gotta love the NFL's response to the latest report of spying. "We were aware of the rumor months ago and looked into it. There was no evidence of it on the tapes or in the notes produced by the Patriots, and the Patriots told us it was not true," NFL spokesman Greg Aiello told The Associated Press. Oh, well, if the Patriots say it didn't happen then okay.
Friday, February 1, 2008
This one ain't close
So congratulations ahead of time, New England. You can revel in the knowledge that:
1.) I'm less of a fan of the NFL because of this season. I like it 3 or 4% less.
2.) The endless references to this Patriots team over the next 30 years will have an untold negative effect on my personal well being.
3.) I hate you. . . soooo much.
4.) Something broke in the space/time continuum the night of the Ravens game. The Patriots were supposed to lose that game. It wouldn't surprise me a bit to find out that Belichick's grandson actually possesses a time machine and he has been sneaking back in time to help his grandfather call the right plays.
5.) Tom Brady brought his hair stylist to the Super Bowl with him. I wish I were making that up.
6.) Our opinion of Brady hasn't changed. A good player who is accurate and protects the football. Manning is still better in our opinion. Both players have many seasons left and we are content to judge them in 2015. The Colts have a much younger team than the Patriots and I hope that we are merely witnessing the brief overlap between two dynasties.
7.) Patriots 31 - Giants 23.


