Friday, June 13, 2008

Yeah, JC. Harang does suck

Just saying.


jc said...

What was it that the legendary Sydney Deane said once?

"The sun even shines on a dog's ass some days"

He was tough last night, mixing 88 MPH fastballs 3 inches off the black with Kevin Cash and Brandon Moss.

Nah for real though he looked sharp last night. So did Masterson who's 23.

It's 5:30 AM EST and I'm up watching the recording of the game 5 replay because I was too wasted to remember how that comeback actually played out.

When James Posey (A-10 baby) hit a three to bring us within one, I, in a celebratory gesture, pretty much uppercutted a passing cocktail waitress's tray and doused like 10 people in Guiness and broken glass.

Hey wattayagonnado.

jc said...

Volquez vs. Wakefield today.

That should be a lot of fun to watch, seriously.

Deshawn Zombie said...

It'll be interesting. I think Volquez's numbers are inflated, but everyone seems to think he's the real deal.

Anonymous said...

Does this guy think he's in a B2K video?

Fix your hat....tuck the fake gold rope and play ball.


Anonymous said...

Two things:

First, Skip Bayless sucks even worse in the world of fiction. In "Rocky Balboa", he claims Rocky was "overrated". When told Rocky owns a small eatery in South Philly, Skip chimes in "What's the name of the place....POUNDED CHICKEN??"


Can you write a retroactive column about how Isiah singlehandedly blew the '03 series between the Pacers and the Celtics? Just for my amusement.

Thanks DZ. Happy Father's Day too.


Deshawn Zombie said...

Yeah, It would be fun to bury Isaiah, but I was in Argentina at the time. I watched most of that series on the game tracker on line. All I can say about that series, is that I did a dance that summer when Bird fired him.

Shake'n'bake said...

All fans of types and all teams can agree and unite behind one common thought: "Skip Bayless SUCKS"