Jay Bruce's first game: 3 for 3, 2 RBI, 2 Runs, 2 BB.
How bad is Corey Patterson? Not only has he not had a HR since April 9, not only is his OB% .242 (yeah, I'm not making that up), not only has he been caught stealing 4 times in 12 attempts, not only is he making an inexplicable $3.5 million....
but he's been keeping this kid off the field.
I defy anyone to show me a position player who has hurt his team more than this guy.