Wednesday, May 28, 2008

What could I possibly complain about now?

Corey Patterson has been sent to AAA.

How does that make me feel? Sorta like this...


My favorite line from the article is: "His on-base percentage was .240, extremely poor for a leadoff hitter."

Um, no guys. That's extremely poor for ANY hitter.

2 comments:

shake'n'bake said...

I've been looking for a way to express how bad .240 OPB is. Here's my best so far:

"If 1/3rd of Patterson's hits had been homeruns, he would still have a below average OPS."

How's that.

Deshawn Zombie said...

LOL. Thanks. That made my night.